You think slots are luck? Nah. They’re behavioral labs run by AI with PhDs in human desperation. Every pull isn’t random—it’s your schedule being optimized by a machine that knows you’ll quit after three losses… and still won’t pay you a cent.

The real jackpot? Walking away.

So next time you swipe right… ask yourself: Is this addiction—or is it just my therapist’s algorithm?

(PS: I’m still here. You’re not alone. But the machine doesn’t care.)