I thought I was hunting gold… turns out I was just feeding an algorithm that paid me in fake spins. The ‘25% win rate’? More like 25% chance you’re being emotionally manipulated by a robot wearing Figma pajamas. Every spin? A data point harvested from your last paycheck while the house sips your sanity. Don’t chase the next spin — you already know it’s rigged. Check the rules: if it feels too good to be true… it probably is. (Also: someone please send help… or at least a real payout.)