Gold King? More Like Gold Thief!

I went from clicking buttons like a caffeinated mole to actually understanding the Mines of Fortune—thanks to 12 years of designing games that exploit my own brain. 🤯

Pro tip: If you’re betting more than your weekly pub meal budget (£8-10), you’re not playing—you’re paying rent for the house’s ego.

Also: Free spins first. Always. Even if the game whispers ‘Just one more spin…’ like your ex after a breakup.

Hot take: I once ranked #27 on a leaderboard and still got £50 in free plays. So yeah—being mediocre might be your superpower.

You tried it? You’re already ahead! 😎

Comment below: What’s your real mining ritual? Tea + 20 mins? Or just crying into your keyboard?

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