क्या आप जुएक्स मशीन खेल रहे हैं—या अपनी आत्मा से भाग रहे हैं?

So you think gambling’s just luck? Nah — it’s your soul being A/B tested by an algorithm that thinks ‘grief’ is a bonus feature. I’ve seen players chase streaks like toddlers chasing fireflies while whispering Gregorian chants to their therapist… who’s also their CFO. The ‘free bonus’? It’s distraction wrapped in gold foil — and yes, your mother sang you to sleep… but the machine fell silent because you forgot to click ‘exit.’ Want to win? Just stop playing. Or better yet — buy more therapy.